{"product_id":"book-ranchers-guide-to-life","title":"Book | Rancher’s Guide to Life","description":"\u003cp\u003eQuips and life advice from a prolific writer of western humor, Texas Bix Bender.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLayers of meaning make this ranchman’s humor relative, from the stockyard to the stock market, from the bunkhouse to the watering hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGems include\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• “For every mile of bad road you travel, there’s two miles of ditch you’re staying out of.”\u003cbr\u003e• “If you look a gift horse in the mouth, you could lose a nose.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Bulls seldom make passes at heifers with gases.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Never play leapfrog with a bull.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Life is like a cow pasture. It’s very hard to get through it without stepping in some unpleasant things.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTexas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImpact Facts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Based out of Utah and founded in 1969, Gibbs Smith is an employee-owned, B Corp certified, mission-driven independent publisher and distributor. It positively impacts the communities it serves, including employee owners, local communities, book and education industries, and planet Earth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gibbs Smith","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":53199400436006,"sku":"9781423651741","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/9538\/5126\/files\/ranchers-guide-to-life-9781423651741.jpg?v=1778743735","url":"https:\/\/plentymercantile.com\/products\/book-ranchers-guide-to-life","provider":"Plenty Mercantile \u0026 Venue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}